Hope All Your Books Are Five Stars Tee

The bookish tee for readers who give six stars in their heart and five on the app because the algorithm can’t handle the truth.

The Aesthetic: A distinctively vintage look & feel — ultra-soft, worn-in, and full of character from the very first wear.

Perfect For:

Romantasy readers who have been personally victimized by a god-tier MMC
The friend who hands you a book and says “trust me” with zero further context
Anyone who has ever ugly-cried over a fictional character and felt zero shame about it
The perfect funny gift for dark romance and romantasy lovers who read dangerously

Unisex Fit (Comfort Colors 1717 · 100% ring-spun cotton): True-to-size with a relaxed, slightly boxy feel.

Relaxed Fit: Choose your go-to size
Loose Fit: Size up 1 size
Oversized Fit: Size up 2 sizes
Dress Shirt Fit: Size up 3 sizes

Size Guide (shirt laid flat): S (width 18.3", length 26.7"), M (20.3" / 28.0"), L (22.0" / 29.4"), XL (24.0" / 30.8"), 2XL (26.0" / 31.6"), 3XL (27.8" / 32.5"), 4XL (29.8" / 33.5")

Our tees and sweatshirts fit true to size with a relaxed, unisex silhouette — comfortable on every body. For that oversized, lived-in look, size up 1–3 sizes.

Find your perfect fit with the Size Chart & Fit Guide above.

Printed using premium DTG (direct-to-garment) method for high-quality color and detail. Water-based ink is absorbed directly into the fabric fibers for an ultra-soft, breathable feel that moves naturally with the shirt.

Wash inside out in cold water and tumble dry on low.

Shipping

Every order is made to order, just for you. Orders ship within 2–5 business days — you'll receive a tracking number once on the way. From there, expect delivery within 3–6 business days.

Proudly designed, created, and shipped in the USA — from my little design studio to your doorstep.

Returns & Exchanges Accepted — We're Here for You

We want you to love your order. Refunds and exchanges are accepted upon request within 14 days of delivery — just email us at support@novelspunapparel.com or reply to your order confirmation email and we'll take care of you. If something arrives damaged or defective, email us within 14 days of delivery with a photo and your order number, and we'll make it right with a replacement free of charge.

Before You Order

Please double-check your size, color, and shipping address before placing your order. Cancellations and changes are accepted within 1 hour of purchase.

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